It would be interesting to be a computer tech support person....

Customer: "When my computer boots up, all I get is a black screen
that says, 'boot2/'."
Tech Support: "What operating system are you using?"
Customer: "I'm using Windows 98 and NT 4.0."
Tech Support: "Ok, I'm the Mac tech. The Windows tech is gone,
but I can try to help you."
Customer: "Ok, what should I do? I've reformatted the hard drive
and have fresh installs of both operating systems."
Tech Support: "Sir, have you put any cheese or mustard in your a
drive?"
Customer: "What? Did you just ask me if I put cheese or mustard
in my floppy drive?"
Tech Support: "Yeah, we've had that happen a lot lately."
Customer: (staring blankly at roommate, who was laughing
uncontrollably on the floor) "I think I'll wait for the PC tech to get
back. Thanks for the help." (click)

.....I laughed.

My Name is Lucas, and I breathe.